Last night, while tossing and turning, it occurred to me that I left out some really awesome quotes from some brilliant movies. So here goes round two!
From “Scarface“
- “I’m Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin’ with the best!”
- ” Say hello to my little friend!”
- “I never fucked anybody over in my life didn’t have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one.”
From “Diary Of A Mad Black Woman“
- “Well, peace always comes with still…” [takes out gun] “’cause I keeps me a piece o’ steel.”
- “Every time I try to read the Bible… and Jesus… the one with all the words in red… I open my Bible to that New Testimony and see all that red and I just give up. Jesus was talkin’ way too much.”
- “I’m not bitter. I’m mad as hell.”
- “I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe… Call da po po hoe.”
From”Talladega Nights”
- “Susan, I’ve never heard you talk like that… Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.”
- “Shake and bake”
- “Shut up, Chip, or I’ll go ape-shit on your ass!”
- “Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!”
- “Chip, I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!”
- “Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.”
- “If you ain’t first, you’re last.”
There, I think I am done! If y’all have any that I left out, let me know. Ill be adding a part 3 some day, so look for it.
( not all of these on this or the first post came from my head. A lot came from here, I just remembered that I loved the movie and looked up the exact words. So I didn’t sound silly adding or leaving out words.)